The Drop-In
from $500
One act, one room, in and out.
- Your pick of The Cop or The Call-Out
- Roughly 15–20 minutes of performance
- Photos with the group afterwards
- Ideal for 6–15 people
Private bookings, worldwide
You're the one who has to make it good.
Everyone's coming because you asked them to. So here's exactly what it costs, exactly what happens, and exactly what he won't do — before you commit to anything.
The packages
Three of them, priced plainly.
No "enquire for pricing". You should be able to work out whether this is even in budget without having to talk to anybody first.
The Full Visit
from [$—]
He arrives in character and stays for the night's peak.
- Both acts, run as one sequence
- He works the whole room, not just the guest of honour
- Photos, and a quiet word with anyone who wants one
- Ideal for 10–30 people
The Whole Evening
from [$—]
Host for the night, not a turn.
- Arrives early, stays through
- Hosts the room, runs the games, keeps it moving
- Performance whenever you want it in the night
- Ideal for 15–50 people, or a venue hire
Only the $500 entry price is confirmed. The two figures marked [$—] need Will's real rates before this page goes live — see docs/OPEN-QUESTIONS.md item 5.
Travel
He's already somewhere.
Sometimes it's near you.
He tours most of the year across the US, Canada, Europe, South America and Australia. If your date lands near a tour city, travel costs you very little. If it doesn't, it's quoted as a flat figure up front — never added afterwards, never buried.
Tell us the date and the city and you'll get a straight answer, including the times he simply can't be there.
How it works
- You send the date. The form below, or the bookings inbox.
- Management replies within 24 hours with availability and the all-in figure.
- A deposit holds it. The balance is settled on the night.
- You get a real contact for the week leading up, so nothing is a mystery on the day.
Before you commit
What's included
Performance, costume, music, and his time in the room. Photos with the group. Everything discussed beforehand so there are no surprises for you or your guests.
What isn't
Venue hire, alcohol, and anything outside what's agreed in advance. His boundaries are listed on the acts page and they don't move on the night.
Deposits & cancelling
A deposit holds the date; the balance is due on the night. [Cancellation window and refund terms — confirm with management.]
Discretion
No photos of your group are ever posted without someone asking you first. Your details stay with management and are never shared.
The energy in the room
He works the room with ease — every guest gets a smile, a laugh, and an unforgettable memory.
Check a date
Tell us when and where.
This goes to management, not to a DM that gets lost in a request folder. You'll get a real answer within 24 hours, including if the answer is no.
Would rather email? management@willparfittofficial.com